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Jokes

Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduation from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school - did you manage to continue to live a well-planned life?"

"Well," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire, my second marriage was to an actor, my third marriage was to a preacher, and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Asked the friend, "What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?"

She answered, "It was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."


Celebrity Quotes

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer

"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

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